Falling Apart

The White Sox are terrible right now. I went to the game yesterday and witnessed Andrew Sisco’s last White Sox game before the Sox demoted him. Unfortunately, Mike MacDougal is still a part of the White Sox bullpen. However, the demotion of a teammate did not jumpstart the White Sox in the least. The answered back by being thrashed by the Twins today.

The pivotal point in the game was a temper tantrum thrown by whiney bitch Ron Gardenhire. Apparently, Gardenhire thought that AJ Pierzynski had stepped on first baseman Justin Morneau’s foot. Of course, WGN’s replays showed that Pierzynski did no such thing, but why should that stop Gardenhire from firing up his team by being an ass? Following his tirade, the Twins exploded to bust the game wide open against Jose Contreras and David Aardsma. The only fitting solution to this is for John Danks to put a ball in Morneau’s ear hole during tomorrow’s contest.

I am going to have to check the calendar, but I am pretty sure that it is September of 2006 again. Dewan Day, who replaced Sisco on the active roster, was victimized by some shoddy defense in the eighth inning, and it was painfully obvious that the Sox’s position players had given up a la last September. I guess Anaheim has the rally monkeys and we have the surrender monkeys. Just lovely!